|Anyone who has ever spent any time at college knows a guy like Mike. He's your fun loving, intelligent, lazy guy that you can't help but like even when he's trashing your place. He's quick witted and uses it to his best advantage. Basically, Mike's a party animal|
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Favorites Activities: Reading Mysteries
Favorite Movie: Double Indignity
Favorite Band: The Stinkin Badgers
Favorite Food: Crustaceans, Pizza, Shrimp, Nachos
Mikes Advice Column: firstname.lastname@example.org"